Bellend is a mysterious fan who regularly stalked the JC Records crew during the 2005 launch of the band. Since then he has taken an unhealthy interest in the Clark brothers and often sends them jizz soaked tissues, long-range photos of the band getting changed and bags of his own cack.

In 2007, The Bellend wrote to JC and asked to write a few features for the new JC Records website. Mostly through fear of repercussion, JC Records obliged and 'Bellends Page' was born. From 2007-2009, Bellend would send in his articles via email and also made his own changes to the site using his own login. A letters page soon followed when Bellend demanded that JC Records help him achieve his life long ambition to be the next Robert Kilroy Silk. Bellend showed he was adept at handling 'agony aunt' enquiries and soon got 10 emails a day. The new JC Records website has allowed us to give more creative control to Bellend and we hope his pages, including new movie reviews, will entertain you on your visit to this website.

To this day JC Records have never seen or met Bellend, so we take no responsibility for his pages and we apologise in advance for his foul language and his obsession with his bellend.